This afternoon I watched with Amber and Sarah the DVR of Prince Williams' wedding to Kate Middleton. The conversations were flying so fast that I couldn't keep track of who said what, but they kept me giggling. It's like they had no sensor and were spitting out whatever popped into their heads. It was one of the most enjoyable afternoons I've had in a long time. The following are snippets of their conversations.
On the Bride
- I heard she (Kate) was pregnant and had to get married.
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On the Groom
- Why are they holding hands so weird?
- Oh lookit! He's saying things to her!
- Why isn't he wearing black? The red is tacky. It totally blends into the floor.
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On the Maid of Honor, Pippa Middleton
- I would pay to be her sister.
- I bet you she's really jealous of her sister.
- What if she married the Prince's brother. That'd be funny.
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On the Bridesmaids and Pageboys
- What if one of the little kids acted up? "I don't want to walk down this aisle anymore! Waaaa!"
- Those little boys are wearing tights!
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On the Bishop and Other Religious Figures in their Official Regalia
- Isn't that one guy supposed to have an old man voice? He's old but his voice isn't old.
- Oh wow! That one guy looks like he should be in a Harry Potter movie.
- Wow - his head with that hat on it looks like a fortune cookie!
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On the Queen
- She's really old.
- She and her husband are so cute together. Just two old people together.
- She's more powerful than him (said in a nanny-nanny-boo-boo voice).
- Why isn't she singing? That's very rude to the country.
- Maybe she's deaf.
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On Prince Phillip
- Dude! He's 90 and he's only a PRINCE?
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On the ceremony
- Dude! He's supposed to kiss the bride! What happened? Did he forget?
- What if they sneak in the back and kiss?
- This is stupid that they don't kiss. It doesn't seal the deal.
- Do they have to sing every time someone stops talking?
- Wedlock is a word! I just looked it up!
- Wedlock...sounds like Wet Lock.
- (giggling) Wet lock.
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On the Kiss
- That was it?
- Seriously. That was it?
- That was pathetic!
- Did he say "Should we kiss?"
- His cheeks are red.
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On the spectators waiting outside
- So...like those people stood outside waiting for hours?
- Yeah - they had the cake to motivate them.
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On Prince Harry
- I would hate to be William's brother. He has to ride in the carriage with those little kids.
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And finally...
On What Happens After the Ceremony
-Do they have a big dance afterward like real people?
-Sure.
-Did you tape it?
-No.
-Why not?
-Because it wasn't open to the public.
Ohhhh...I see...cuz they were dirty dancing!
Sarah and Amber
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